Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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