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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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