why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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