so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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