i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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