He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
