I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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