We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize