CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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