8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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