I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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