Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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