so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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