You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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