Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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