stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
40s are totally the cure
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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