So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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