I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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