i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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