Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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