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He told me they were just razor bumps!
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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