I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
God, I missed his penis.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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