Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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