Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Floor bacon is actually really good
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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