great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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