.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
