The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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