I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
