Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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