i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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