Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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