you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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