after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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