yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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