Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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