How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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