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you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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