Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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