love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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