Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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