: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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