My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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