you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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