I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
