Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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