bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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