Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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