How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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