My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
