I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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