Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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